Global Warming, Deforestation: Osama Cares
From The Sydney Morning Herald:
Osama bin Laden wants the United States to convert to Islam, ditch its constitution, abolish banks, jail homosexuals, bar women from appearing in the press and sign the Kyoto climate change treaty.
I'd like to thank Osama for, once again, planning my day. Today, I shall laugh at the Quran, read a book on the constitution, deposit my paycheck in the bank, sign a petition supporting gay marriage, leer at women in tight, revealing clothing, and fill up my SUV.
posted by Dallas @ 7:31 AM
9 Comments:
Greenhouse Gases: Enemies of Islam.
I've got a crazy idea: why don't we comply with his demands, just to throw him off?
You might be on to something there.
First order of business: slapping a burkha on Jill.
What?
You heard me. You and your kind are responsible for Western civilization's decadence. For it is women and the homosexuals who lure men away from the path of righteousness, from the path set by Allah the merciful.
How will men be able enter paradise, where 72 dark-eyed virgins and man-servants as beautiful as pearls await them, if they are tempted by women and homosexuals on earth?
Compulsory modesty is the solution. The burkha and prison time is what I prescribe. So it is written!
I tried my damndest to keep a straight face while writing that last comment.
What'd I do?
I'm just a simple woman.
Against Islam, Cold Sores, and Lobotomies.
So, sue me.
jill,
you can still wear your Victoria's Secret underwear under the burkha.
you can still wear your Victoria's Secret underwear under the burkha.
Now I'm not being taken seriously... I hate that.
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