I'm a Cold-Hearted Son of a Bitch

Here's the conversation to prove it:

Officer: Hey umm, this is Deputy Barnes with the Harris County Sheriff's department. I have a Jennifer Frank with me who I'm taking to jail. She just had a baby and was wonderin' if she could take care of this ticket without going to jail.

*Dallas looks up Jennifer Frank's file*

Dallas: Sir, Jennifer Frank has one warrant for a ticket that has a 400 dollar fine. In order for her not to go to jail, she would need to pay half of the total amount. We'd then let her set up a payment plan for the rest of the amount. Can she get 200 dollars?

Officer: Let me see. She says she can't get 200 dollars

Dallas: Well, not only does she not collect 200 dollars then, but she also goes directly to jail.

Officer: Thank you sir, have a nice day.