Willing Suspension of Disbelief

Sunday, December 11, 2005

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

The boys from Angora (You might remember them from the other video I posted here) are back wishing everyone a Merry Christmas:

Jul i Angora

Simon: Now it is Christmas - It's time for glögg and duck. The snow falls in Angora's land.
Henrik: I shall go home and polish my piano. My talent is something that impresses.
Simon: Kåre, you have drank Christmas beer in a way that's most extreme. Kåre... Kåre?
Kåre: Namely ja, ja namely ja, ja namely ja, it's not a problem

Everyone: Now it's Christmas in Angora
Henning: So we shall bugger off home to mom (or mother)
Everyone: Ja, We shall do that, but also home to dad.

Everyone: Now it's Christmas in Angora
Baune: So we shall go out and score
Everyone: No, we shall not. We will dance around a tree.

Russians: ... ??????? Vlad i ???
Baune (Incoherently): What the hell did you say, you fat Russian swine?
Bugge & Ronald: Simon is a dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb one. What, pretty face?
Simon: Control youselves - Pothair and matchstick legs
Ronald: He called you matchstick legs!

Jan: I have sung the song and made the food with human shit.
Dan: I have, umm.. hold up.. umm.. no no no

Everyone: Now it's Christmas in Angora
Jan: We shall have food with shit and leeks
Everyone: No we won't. We shall have Christmas duck.

Everyone: Now it's Christmas in Angora
Pim: Oi, my mother is a slutty whore.
Everyone: We know that - it's not our problem.
Pim: No, it's no problem

Farmer's son: Good day, father!
Farmer: Good day Ryan, good day Flemming, oh, have you all come to help me decorate the Christmas tree?
Farmer's son: Naw, we just came with a nice Christmas gift for you - Merry Christmas Dad - Merry Christmas, you old idiot.

Everyone: Now it's Christmas in Angora
Bobby: My glasses are too big
Everyone: but it is Christmas time, so wish for a new pair.

Everyone: Now it's Christmas in Angora
Kåre: Oh, so we will have a bit of Christmas ale then.
Baune: Yihaa! Cheers from the outhouse
Everyone: Yeah, we shall chug beer - and wish for a Merry Christmas

Pim: Merry Christmas!
Everyone: Ja, we shall chug beer - and wish for a Merry Christmas

Simon: Greetings, God
Everyone: Ja, we shall chug beer - and wish for a Merry Christmas

3 Comments:

At 12:19 PM, Anonymous C8 said...

Nice Dallas.. and happy to see yet another Angora Song translated, all tho... The boy's of Angora should be seen to understand the true comic in it, or maybe the danish senc of humor is just pffffff-out-there....

btw.. yr translation is very close .. so close that i dont wanna mention the small flaws in it, GJ

oh.. anyone seen my Cloudsong ?

 
At 3:24 PM, Blogger Jillian Staci said...

Everyone: Now it's Christmas in Angora

Ja, 'cause redundancy is way cool.

BTW, is this goa-trance?

I hope it is, because I had an inkling that I would never Google it...

 
At 2:17 PM, Blogger Dallas said...

Google "Infected Mushroom" instead.

 

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