Tales From the Proletariat: Where'd it go?
This isn't the first time I've seen this. Before me sits a ticket issued to a "Mrs. Madison" According to her drivers license, Mrs. Madison is 5'2" in height and weighs 500 pounds. A question comes immediately to mind for even the most casual observer: What could a 500 pound woman do that would be breaking the law?
The ticket presents us with this answer:
"Rode without wearing seatbelt"
posted by Dallas @ 11:45 AM
2 Comments:
I think Mrs. Madison needs to get all lawyered up and sue the auto manufacturer for 'weight discrimination' - obviously they don't make seatbelts long enough for the grotesquely obese.
What's really criminal is that on Match.com Mrs. Madison probably describes herself as "curvy".
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